FROM "kid conversations"

I am working on the computer at the dining room table and hear Maddox "grunting" behind me in the living room...

Me: "Maddox, what are you doing?" (as I turn around and see him punching the chair)
Maddox" (through clenched teeth, punching his words) "I'M...FIGHTING...THE...CHAIR..."

And they try to say boys aren't born with a natural instinct to fight. MmmHmm, okay...

(April 2010)